This is Wardo wearing his famous transparent white shirt that forces pupils to see his nipples.
This is a special page dedicated to a special person. Namely,
Mr J Ward. He is a philosophy teacher at Bishop-Luffa school. His classes
are different to others in that you won't loathe going to the lesson because
it is fun. (Similar in this respect are classes by Mr C Worth (probably
surfing somewhere at the moment. Possibly in the classroom.).)
In fact you will have two years of great fun because not only is Wardo
himself better than any comic in the entire stand-up scene, but the people
who do the course are generally humourous and interesting. As an added
bonus Wardy will probably teach you something about philosophy. This is
good. It may even be your main reason for doing the course, if you are
a boff, that is... or a girl. But even if it isn't you should mention
this part to your parents as the prospect of actually enjoying your A-level
lessons may not be the sort of thing that appeals to the more senior,
and perhaps, more psychotic generation.
Although many pupils do miss lessons (due to extended spells
in clinics), last year a record low of just 15% of students were intoxicated
at any point during the lesson.
In a balanced and fair way each lesson is divided into half
vaguely serious work and half Wardy and his pupils amusing themselves.
To demonstrate the bizarre strangeness of Wardy's stories we assembled
a list of quotes that honestly, slightly, possibly relate to philosophy
in some small, minute way.