Here is a very basic test to see whether you have any brain whatsoever.

It is very easy and most five year olds can manage it

Count the number of F's in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it ?
Scroll down only after you have counted them !








OK ?








How many ?





















There were 6 obviously.

If you saw them then you are OK.




If you said Five?

You are below average intelligence.




Four?

You are in the bottom 3% of primates in terms of intelligence.



Three ?

You are entitled to incapacity benefit on the grounds of moronicness. The state will issue you a shiny retard card to wave at people so that they will understand your problem.






Read again !




FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS





The reasoning is further down . . .







Morons are incapable of reading the word "of" as it is too long and complicated for them to understand so they just ignore it!


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