MORONS

It is a well known fact that the world is dumbing down. People are getting more and more inbred, are less and less educated and as a rule the dumber you are the more kids you have to have, so the dumbest are spawning.

Just think about the dumbest family you know… the mother had six kids by four different fathers, the daughters all had their own kids at sixteen fathered by the local criminal fraternity and all were expelled from school for getting caught doing something really moronic and were stupid enough to get caught.

The President of the United States actually looks more like a chimp than a normal human!

Starting at the top… The bush family DNA is actually closer to Chimpanzee DNA than human DNA. These pictures alone are proof enough.

A man went to the doctor complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out half way, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered that the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

Two robbers charged into a music store, waving their guns. "Nobody move!" one of the robbers ordered. The second robber then moved - and his startled partner shot him in the head. An Act of almost unrivaled stupidity.

For some reason, a blind man in Dallas decided to steal a television set. The burglary seemed to be going well until a neighbour spotted the man when he bumped into a tree

A man called Rodriguez got behind the wheel of a car and accidentally mowed down several pedestrians in midtown Manhattan at the height of rush hour. According to his nephew, Rodriguez took the wheel only reluctantly. The car was parked at a curb, and a traffic officer ordered Rodriguez to move it. Rodriguez obliged the officer even though he did not know how to drive

A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

When a man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, they were told the keys had been locked in it. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver' side door. As the wife watched from the passenger side, she instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," she announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

We have established that there are an inordinate number of morons in the world and laughed at their stupidity. However, maybe you too are a moron. Just to reassure you we have included two tests so that you can prove to yourself that you aren’t as bad as this lot

Test 1 : Test 2