LTJ Health Farm
The LTJ Health Farm is set in 15 acres of beautiful Hertfordshire
countryside just off the M25. It is the perfect place to unwind, detox and relax.
Just let our team of highly trained health and beauty technicians pamper you
We have a wide ranging variety of state of the art and traditional
treatments for your pleasure.
Nasal Cavity Cleansing
In the hustle and bustle of modern city life it can be hard to breath
with all the pollution, which is why it is important to have your nasal cavities
cleaned on a regular basis. Our unique formula of prominothitic yoghurt
and hydrocloric acid gently burns away unwanted pollutants.
The treatment soothes and opens up your sinuses burns away nostril
hairs and excess skin
"I love the freshness and the feeling of freedom that nasal cleansing
MR P FEIST, NEWCASTLE
The natural daily build up of mulch around the pancreas and bowels causes poisonous
gasses to build up in the stomach leading to abdominal cavity grout and arthritic
spasms. However a prolonged soak in our mulch pool, will alleviate such problems.
The mulch pond is cooled to 5 degrees to enable all your bone mulch to
gradually and naturally leave your body.
"I feel so much better without all that mulch inside of me and I
know that this revolutionary technique is the only reason I have never had
a serious problem with abdominal cavity grout."
MRS C BUSS, KENT
Six months after his first treatment Mr Gulash Magasanti
returned to thank our doctor who treated him and have another course of
Everyone needs to keep their ventricles clean and healthy.
Research shows that draining three pints of dirty used blood from the
ventricles and replacing it will 10 liters of freshly squeazed organic
apple juice boosts crucial red blood cell production by an average 40%.*
Potato peal facial scrub
We use only the skins of the finest marie piper spuds to naturally
remove the toxicity in your felsh via osmosis.
The potasium sorbet in the potatoes reacts with the bodies natural
resources of agrobactirium and triglicerine to improve skin tone, texture
and gently scour away unwanted dead skin cells
"My wife finds me so much more attractive since I started using
potato on my face."
MR P STONE, BOURNEMOUTH
Our luxury restaurant serves some of the most delicious, exotic and nutritious
A typical menu might be:
Radish and lavender cordial (Two great sources of H2O to lubricate the whole body)
Rabbit splean soup (Best source of carbon-mono-methelyn known – strengthens eye brows),
Shrub Compot with Camomile Tagliateli (Tastes nice with grated cheese on top)
Woodlice fudge (all the taste of fudge but with all the benefits of wood lice)
Prune and aubergine souflette (even more pleasurable and easy to get out of your system than to ingest